An elderly man living with his Son and Daughter in law was starting to get in the way. The Daughter in Law had finally had too much and confronted her husband. "Either he goes he goes or I go." After hours of argument her husband finally gave in and agreed to put his father in an old folks home. The old man was understandably unhappy but he perked up on his first morning in the home. He awoke to find he had a huge erection. A nurse passing by his room noticed this and said "Oh well, it would be a shame to waste it," jumped in the bed and gave him the best sex he could remember. Later that day while walking down a corridor he lost his footing and fell to his hands and knees. A large male orderly saw the incident and said "Oh well it would be a shame to waste it" climbed up behind him and screwed the arse out of him. The next day the old man's son came to visit and the old man told him the story about the nurse and the orderly, to which the son replied "Well, you have to take the good with the bad Dad." "Good with the bad" the old man shouted "good with the bad.... I get an erection once a year, I fall over four times a day!"