Weight watches...
There was a guy who went to a weight loss clinic
and said he needed to lose 20 lbs. So, the guy at
the desk said first door on the right, close the
door and lock it. So, he went in and there was a
naked lady with a sign that said 'U CATCH ME U
SCREW ME' so, an hour later, he comes out, 20 lbs.
lighter. A month later, he returns and needs to
lose 50 lbs. So the guy says second floor, third
door on the left, close the door, lock the door,
and bolt it. When he went in, there were two girls
with the same sign. A day later, he comes out 50
lbs. lighter. A year later, he returns and needs
to lose 100 lbs. So the guy says fifth floor,
third door on the right, close the door, lock it,
bolt it, and bar it. He goes in, and there is a
gorrilla with a sign saying, 'If I catch u I screw
u.'