The present
A young man wished to purchase a present for his
sweetheart, and after much considerstion he
decided upon a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his
sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store
and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister
purchased a pair of panties. Without checking the
contents he sealed the package and sent it to his
sweetheart with this note....

Dearest Darling,
This is a little gift to show you that I have not
forgotten your birthday. I chose these because I
noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out. If it had not been for your
younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones
with buttons, but she wears the short ones that
are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade,
but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair
that she had been wearing for three weeks, and
they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try
them on and she really looked smart. I wish I
could put them on you for the first time. No
doubt other men's hands will touch them before I
have a chance to see you again. When you take
them off, blow in them before putting them away as
they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or
they might shrink. I hope you will like them and
will wear them for me on friday night.
All my love.....