>Little Red Riding Hood was going to visit her Grandma. She put on her
little
>red dress, pulled on her little red panties and put on her little red socks
>and shoes. As she was leaving her Mother said, "Lil Red, now don't you cut
>thru those woods or the Big Bad Wolf will rip off your lil red dress and
>pull down your lil red panties and fuck those lil red socks right off you!"
>Well, Lil Red just smiled and showed her Mother her brand new shotgun. On
>her way to Grandma's, sure enough Lil Red cut thru the woods where she came
>across the Woodsman. He looked at her and said, "Lil Red Riding Hood!! Why
>are you in these woods?? If the Big Bad Wolf catches you, he'll rip off
that
>lil red dress, pull down those lil red panties and fuck those lil red socks
>right off you!" Lil Red just smiled and showed the Woodsman her new
shotgun.
>Well, when Lil Red finally got to Grandma's the Big Bad Wolf was waiting.
He
>jumped out and yelled, "Oooooh Lil Red!! I'm gonna rip off your lil red
>dress, pull down your lil red panties and fuck those lil red socks right
off
>you!!!" Lil Red just smiled and showed him her new shotgun and said, "Ohhhh
>Nooo you're not!!! You're gonna eat me just like the story says!!"
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>If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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