A farmer in Wales and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was
knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks
up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only
species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out,
leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says,
"Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed,
it's hard to tell."