>And finally:--
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>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
>After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their
>life together was, of course, perfect.
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>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were
>driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
>someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,
>they stopped to help.
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>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
>wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,
>the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
>vehicle.
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>Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
>perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.  Only one of
>them survived the accident.
>
>Who was the survivor?  (Scroll down for the answer.)
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>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
>existed in the first place.
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>Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
>thing as a perfect man.
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>WOMEN - STOP READING HERE, THAT IS THE END OF THE JOKE.
>MEN , KEEP ON SCROLLING
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>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
>perfect woman must have been driving.  This explains why
>there was a car accident in the first place.
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>By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
>illustrates another point  -  women either never listen or
>are unable to follow simple instructions.
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